Tuesday, May 01, 2007
chuck norris will always be my texas ranger, and in that case i dedicate these jokes to the man that invented kick ass.
chuck norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he believes in is the element of suprise. Chuck Norris counted to infinity...TWICE When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet........the water gets chuck norris'ed!! Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Jesus could walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land. There is no theory of evolution; only a list of species which Chuck Norris allows to live. The automobile was invented as a way to get away from Chuck Norris faster. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
James Barr at 1:17 AM
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