Sunday, June 27, 2004

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Yes a good old sunday afternoon alone at home with my dear mother. oh how inpiring and delightful she is. i absolutely adore her prescence and helpful thoughts (nag) she gives. oh absolutely fabulous!!! yeah like fucking real... grrr

1) "YOU ARE WASTING THE SOUP! WHY CANT YOU DRINK MORE" as said by my mum. aparently i am wasting the soup by eating is with rice. and she wants me to eat more. so i wont waste it?
2) YOU ARE A STUPID RUDE ARROGANT BOY!!!??WHY ARE YOU BEING SO RUDE TO ME??!!! HUH!!?? HAH!?? YOU STOOPID CHILD!!! <-- very polite mum
3) why cant u just grow up and leave this place.. (so you can be all alone?) <-- HAHA NICE
4) when i use the com: "WHY CANT U STUDY"
5) when i study: "you should be relaxing before the exam. loose stress"
6) "i am your parent therefore you should listen to me" <--- really i thought it was the other way around.
7) "why is it when sometimes i call you u dont pick up! i am just going to cut ure bill!" <--- yeah so you can NEVER contact me.. wow smart mum...
8) "i love you.." ultimate irony

- pissed off with mum.hope you got the message. AHAHAH

James Barr at 12:28 AM

Saturday, June 26, 2004

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the boys of the shire
you are a liar
pants are on fire
with the heat of desire
little boys of the shire
they are all i require
with some tools and a plyer
i shall fix my flat tyre
these boys of the shire
they did to me, they conspire
caught out here with my tyre
mouth is getting dryer
where is this shire?
i have no more desire

irish folk tales- if i e'er was a dog
if i e'er was a dog
i would be called dick
if i e'er was a dog
i would show u a trick
if i e'er was a dog
i would like to climb hills
if i e'er was a dog
i would like to go to bills
if i e'er was a dog
i would sing to the cat
if i e'er was a dog
i would hope it never shat
if i e'er was a dog
rachel would kill me (dont ask why?)
if i e'er was a dog
i would eat biscuits and drink tea

SIT!
sit boy sit!
why cant you do it?
ahhh whyd you have to shit
cant you be just a bit
more like the cat, kit?
she poops in her pit
oh i know you dont fit!
slim down, get more fit
once ure slim, bet ull be a hit
among the kits.
they wont call you a git
when you aint wanna sit!


The Peom that makes little cents.

its a very mad place
when all you do is study
learn how to tie your lace
get your shoes all muddy

get your shoes all muddy
have a little fun
go splashing in the puddy
go dancing in the sun.

just dont over do it
cuz ull be back to work
where you'l have to sit
learn about some turk

who dont mean shit to you
hes from some far off place
in the past, means less than moo!
but remember you shoe lace

cuz when u trip and fall
its because its come undone
but get up stand up tall
and go dancing in the sun!

James Barr at 2:11 AM

Friday, June 18, 2004

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You're a Garbage Pail Kid!!

James Barr at 11:26 PM

for those that are interested this song means SMOKE WEED!

Puff the magic dragon
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff, oh
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.

Together they would travel on boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name, oh

CHORUS

A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys
Painted wings and giants's rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave
So, Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave, oh

those that are REALLY interested and dare go to this link

James Barr at 10:07 AM

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

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went to a talk today at nus. nope wasnt about university but about LIFE. what possibilities you can create in life. apparently my mother wants me to sign up for the course itself. and ive asked a few ppl if they want to go for it.

http://www.landmarkeducation.com/section.jsp?top=21

thats the link to the course thingy if ure curious.
apparently it will report permanent shifts in

• Quality of their relationships.
• Confidence in living.
• Personal productivity.

think this kinda applies to me eh? and i found it very encouraging and it follows a certain philosophy that sounds very RIGHT. although there are a million philosophies. this one just sounds normal and real.

at first walking into a room full of adults, they were all so friendly and happy. chattering and laughing away. saying hello and who are you.

my first thoughts were.. holy shit these people must all be on marajuana. but i dismissed that possibility cuz 500 people couldnt all be high on marajuana at the same time. but they all seemed very nice people. i would like to be like them. =)

so the course will help me to appear as if i am puffing the magic dragon. my mum wants me to appear like i smoke marajuana! yeah cool. haha! thinking out of the box is fun.

making perfect nonsense.

James Barr at 10:26 AM

Sunday, June 13, 2004

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if i had a spoon.
id try an fly to the moon.
some say its made of cheese.
it'll be up to me knees.
and i can have a feast.
cheese on crackers at least.
and then on the way back.
ill take some in my sack.
so i can ave a bit.
while i ave a sit.
well if i had a spoon id fly to the moon.

if i had a pencil.
it would be a usefull utensil.
id use it to draw.
a huge bears claw.
hope it dont eat me.
if i die i aint be able to see.
what would happen to my pencil.
my utensil.

if i had a blog.
id write about my dog.
but i dont have one.
so i guess thats done.

so im singing a song.
it aint thaaat long.
going to parliament today.
go to sleep i may.
FLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
SDPLPWLD WJDNWHDBL SUHDB LKAHL WKJB DMSNB DLSKBD LSJD!!!!
its latin for GOODBYE!

James Barr at 8:51 PM

omg.. havent updated fer ages eh? im just too damm layzee.. schlob!!
im making perfect nonsense.
going nowhere fast.
making circles in my mind.
so blind.
yeah sum41 is the shit.. =)

ended making a trip down to seven eleven at 2 in the morning in our boxers.
think donnovan had the coolest. smileys.
whichafter watching the england france match with a six pack and a bar of chocolate.
hahah! what a finish to the match with zidane netting two goals and eugene getting back his losses.(france won)
oh well next time dudes.. =D
jeremy was as red as red chillis are red.
learned some neat guitar stuff. although i still suck.
ok didnt sleep..(much) and im gonna go to parliament now. listen to some bald guy in a suit talking about transport? or safety? and yess it'l prolly end like it did last time. getting chased out. actually i didnt mind. it was getting so boring. ok so im going to be sitting in parliament with an hour of sleep.. that is not good....

"im making perfect nonsense"

James Barr at 8:35 PM

Thursday, June 10, 2004

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yupp back from camps and shit.. watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. was a damm good show and yes is one of those movies that make u reflect and blah blah. just like the butterfly effect.. jim carrey is niiice..oh and yepp seems like a good enough day. sun shined moon shined stars shined street lights shined. blah blah blah. more waking up early i guess.

man.. if i were given enough CASH i would buy a BULLETPROOF vest. so i can stop being shot.I NEED A BULLETPROOF VEST! GARRRGHGSGHGAHGA!!!!

so glad.so sad.so mad.just a tad..more than i had.so glad.

James Barr at 9:32 AM

Sunday, June 06, 2004

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[rachel]| i'm not drowning fast enough. says:
that's what i say. it's a neverending saying. haha, geddit? irony at its best!
screw it says:
ohhhh
screw it says:
ahhah!!
screw it says:
yes its so ironic..
screw it says:
that i dont get the most ironic thing
|[rachel]| i'm not drowning fast enough. says:
hahaha it is ironic
screw it says:
it is?
screw it says:
thats ironic

* its ironic that i dont get irony at its best. shit irony is so ironic

[rachel]| i'm not drowning fast enough. says:
drink loads of coffee and then you'll look crazier because you'll be a hyper zombie with dark eyebags and trying to eat rubbish from the bins
|[rachel]| i'm not drowning fast enough. says:
hahaha
screw it says:
hahah!!! YEAH
screw it says:
whers my wrapper
screw it says:
oh there u are
screw it says:
mmmm WraapPers! *munches wrapper*
|[rachel]| i'm not drowning fast enough. says:
hahahahaha crazy. i'm afraid i shall have to stake you now! *takes out pointy stick* meet mr. pointy.
screw it says:
oooooO!! mr pointy
screw it says:
yummy
screw it says:
munches the stake!!
screw it says:
mmm stake!
screw it says:
(get the pun?)
|[rachel]| i'm not drowning fast enough. says:
i geddit. *stakes pieces throat* james vomits bloody wrappers and wood shavings. rachel laughs.
crew it says:
stake. i woud like mine medium rare please
|[rachel]| i'm not drowning fast enough. says:
*rachel shoves a fork into james' eye* silly boy.
screw it says:
damm im third eye blind!

HAHAH i thought this was hillarious.

James Barr at 9:50 AM

well i had a thought today while reading somethin. it goes something like when flying a plane. it does make alot of sense when relating it to life..
it takes alot of energy and force to get yourself off the ground. you have to keep the force steady as you go higher on take off. you cant just give up. you could loose too much. before reaching the clouds there is always turbulence. even when youve already got off the ground and are heading up.. in this turbulence before the clouds, you gotta endure it i guess...whatever the limit of it and once your above the clouds, its just smooth sailing.. smooth sailing.... thats what i want.. smooth sailing.But in my story theres only one catch.i have to get my plane first. =)

and i have no idea how i came up with this shit.. i was just reading something from someones journal where he flew his parents around and there was turbulence below the clouds.. well i thought it makes alot of sense to relate it to life.. flying and life both make you feel great when above the clouds. but also can make you crash and burn.

well whatever...
-if you put a smile on your face. it makes the world a better place. tie you lace and continue your race. they are setting the pace. the light always shines its rays. so forget you case. even if you have to start from the base. continue your race.

James Barr at 7:44 AM

yepp just back from a camp.
off to another one! AHAHHA im a camper!!!!
OH MY GOD.
lets just hope i wont fall off another banister/railing.HAAhahah!
ouch!packing packing packing.
wheres the time to study man? i havent even arranged my notes.im gonna flunk my mid years what the hell man. got to get down to it when im back.
prove narindar im not a complete shithead.

aljunied = all joo need = all you need! =)))

-and i just hope that time will make all the farked up things OKAY again. you know what i mean. things will sort themselves out i hope...

James Barr at 2:35 AM

Friday, June 04, 2004

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shooting camp took ages.
just more days to add to the pages.
fun it might have been.
came i did to be seen.
school team being my dream.
its all just flowing like a stream.
missed i did.
am i acting like a kid?
or am i just loosening the lid.
i might be vice president.
when i just wanted to be a resident.
it cant be that evident?
what ill do ill do my best.
to make it through the test.
its cool.
or is it a drowning pool?

James Barr at 10:59 PM

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