Sunday, April 22, 2007

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i've been gone away from this blog for so long, its like catching up with an old friend on the mrt. ie : weird as hell. anyway, the reason ive been gone so long is because i was abducted by these canadians, who brought me to japan to teach me the ways of the samurai. i sliced melons with my pinky and killed a praying mantis with the stare of death. i had many japanese wifes and i made them all wear school uniform outfits. the canadians we're pretty nice and they said before i left 2 weeks ago, that this samurai shit would lay me many chicks back in my home country, but i sliced a melon with my pinky at the market and all i got was melon on my shirt.

i dont like this new blogger format. it actually points out your spelling mistakes. like yes i know im spelling wrong you dont have to tell me about it. i dont put my apostrophes, but you dont have to underline it in red. blogs are personal so piss off. i just ate a can of chilli and tomato tuna, and i have to say it was a pile of shit. i didnt taste any chilli. i didnt taste any tomato. i didnt even taste the damm tuna. its no wonder tuna is only good for cats. i also dont like the new msn messenger because it lets people be so sneaky and appear offline and talk to people. however the world must move forward and if you do not follow you will be left behind like an injured victim in an earthquake. "i aint helping you bitch you dont have any legs".

hahah i havent blogged in so long, and yet i STILL dont have anything good to say. its amazing i still have a blog or continue it. i wanna work for FHM one day man. y'know writer, photographer, model oiler, model oiler, model oiler!!!!! but i dont wanna oil the guys, ew. but seriously FHM would be the best place to work man. you get free subscription, well because you write the shit inside, you get to hang out with people who actually know what a good job is, i swear they have beer in their fridge office instead of coffee, and the best part is you just have to write crap about anything on earth, then just insert xxx amount of pictures of sexy girls, and POOF a best selling magazine.

ugh i missed miss singapore universe (on purpose). why because i see better looking people walking down hougang ave 10. i mean seriously are these the cream of the crop of singapore ladies? i dont think so. its so weird i know its like some shit like half brains half looks. but its also a beauty contest. i mean shrek was a great guy, but chicks didnt really dig him that much. who judges these things anyway? i mean last years one. jade seah is such a hawt piece of yummy, and she didnt even win! what is wrong with the world. anyway its 6am, and i have to go pour h20 over my body and go for NS!

NS yes the place i spend my time so that my mind does not dissolve into a putty.

bye!

James Barr at 2:40 PM

Thursday, April 12, 2007

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James Barr at 6:20 AM

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