Sunday, February 25, 2007

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get a fucking earpeice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god these kids just dont get it....

James Barr at 7:52 AM

hello people who are alive, or dead people who can read blogs.

today is a fine day, every morning is the dawn of a new error. you (a message to myself)know you really should learn to close the curtains shut before you sleep, because when the bitch of a sun rises in the morning, it is very bright. and when you leave a tiny gap the size of a straw open, that bitch is gonna shine in, DIRECTLY on your face. oh my god i tell you. my brain babies came out and they started shouting at each other. one baby is fat and lazy. the other one is fat and even more lazy. so one is telling me go and close the curtains and then you can sleep peacefully. and the other one is like no dont you wont get back to sleep. so i was in a dilema here as what to do. should i get up but i was much to tired in the bones. and then my mother brain came out and she was like you babies are so fucking stupid, just roll over. so i did and i slept peacefully...

damm my eczema is damm itchy la. i think i should put rubber stopped on my fingers, but then id probably take them off. just check it out here.


this is me modeling the latest eczema

but on the other hand i was thinking today, damm i could use it to pick up chicks man. i'd be standing next to a hot girl on the mrt and she'd be looking at my arms and i'd look at her and be like, "yeah i fell in some radioactive liquid once, but i can see through clothes now, your wearing black aint ya? heh heh". what would follow would probably involve a cheek and a hand. YEAH id touch her buttocks i knew you were all thinking that!!

i thought of other stuff too, but its too crazily good to share it with other guys, so NEH. actually i dont think their good at all. they all sound horny and stupid. man im falling sick again. maybe its true since my friend said to me today, "james you look like fuck man what happened?". y'know the feeling when all your bones feel heavy like their falling into your skin? then you lie down you feel like hot air is blowing around you, and the air from the fan feels like a thousand needles trying to penetrate you through your insufficient blanket. i had 39.6 degree fever last saturday and now its coming back i think. man 39.6 is high balls. aiya die then die la. relax man its just life. if your life ends just try again next time la.

okay over and out bitches. ill be waitin on the mrt for the girl with the black bra! see ya!

James Barr at 7:03 AM

Friday, February 09, 2007

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i think the world is bias against groups of five. five is an odd number, it cannot be split into two neither can it be split into three of four. a group of five always has problems, and its societies duty to change it. a coffee shop table, or table at a restaurant has 4 seater tables. if you have a fifth member, he or she must pull over a chair and block the passage way for others. same in a bus, the seats at the front have two facing two. where is the fifth person supposed to sit? and if they sit on normal ones, hes going to feel left out. what happens if your eating KFC for example, where they have the buddy meal. two can share, the other two can share. but poor old fifth member has to spend $2 extra. same with a band. drummer, bassist, two guitarists. unless your all cool and have a keyboardist, then theres only space for four! so next time do yourself and your friends a favour. if you have four people and someone wants to come along. for the good of everyone, say NO! (unless its a really hot girl who you might have a chance of getting jiggy with.) (or a really rich guy who likes to buy you stuff (which is realy rare(unless hes gay(which then becomes scary)))

WHY AM I TALKING ABT GROUPS.
I HAVE NO FRIENDS.
I TALK TO PAPER ALL DAY!
AND...
IT DOESNT TALK BACK.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

James Barr at 1:19 AM

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