Friday, December 08, 2006

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so here i am sitting in camp, using the internet on my duty night. such an amazing thing the navy is. since i joined the navy i have proudly put on 3-4Kg. my pants feel tighter and my stomach fuller than ever. i dont use my running shoes anymore, so i dont have to wash them. i sit in air con, so my uniform doesnt have to be washed (often). but not everything here is slack okay. fat people dont do physical stuff, we do clerical work, and fucking lots of it. thats how they work these nsfs i tell you. you do national service. and they downgrade you like mad, because they NEED you to do their clerical bullshit. if nsf's didnt exist, these people would have no slaves or donkeys to deliver/file/retrieve their documents and files. you see if we didnt have unfit people, the army and defence force of singapore would crumble. its like having the guys with guns. but freaking hell you need to have someone who knows who they are and where to send them and shit like that. otherwise they'd just be standing around all the time. yeah..

anyway, i think i just shot myself in the foot. but anyway, have you guys read the paper on thursday? the front page of straits times. the thing about the 9 millionth tourist arriving in singapore? bloody hell it was so fuckin hillarious. they crowed this russian lady the 9 millionth visitor to singapore, and gave her a limousine trip and $35000 worth of shopping vouchers and other shit. yes that was not a typo error, $35000. i was like "WtFf!@@#@???". i mean you read that and you move on. but i didnt i sat and i thought ( yes i actually have time to do stuff like that). can you imagine the person behind her? HAHAAHhaHAhahahahAHAHah. that guy must be like fuckin unlucky lah. 35k in shopping vouchers, just cause somebody walked faster than you, or got through customs faster. hahaha freakin hell. but whats worse, imagine the people in front of her. rushing through customs, walking past her AND the people with the bouquet and the big "9 millionth tourist" banner. wondering what the hell is this? then looking behind and seeing her being crowed and bestowed with 35000 dollars of shopping vouchers. mwahahahah!!!

yay christmas is coming. and i got this same duty on christmas eve. so ill probably be blogging about how life sucks and how the entire universe just seems like a gigantic ball of shit. i can just imagine myself on that day. awesome.

okay its time to take my sedative pills, otherwise ill be scratching all night long baby. hope i can wake up in time to collect breakfast, if not i think my ass is going to be torn apart.

no i mean it.

like literally, torn.

James Barr at 4:49 AM

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