Friday, November 24, 2006
i have to let the world know the funniest fitness machine next to the igallop. i mean the igallop was bad enough, but this is almost just as funny. plus they front it with a hot girl, so its a disgrace.
 yeah shake shake shake the flab off. look at all those cool things you can do with it. its so flabelous. and thats flabelous with a รจ !! first of all when you make a fitness machine you dont use the word flab at all because its just going to make the customer depressed as it reminds them of the fact that they have flab and therefore since their buying the machine, their flabby. secondly you dont call the machine flabelous and make a hot girl your front woman as she isnt flabby. if you going to call it that put lydia sum on the machine or maybe moses lim. now they have plenty of flab. but then again youd have to waste money on bigger advertisements. also the machine is so freaking small, how do they expect flabby people to get on it. sigh the world. guess what happpened on my favourite form of transport (yeah right), the MRT. picture this,the train doors are closing, the alarm is beeping. and this lady is running full speed towards the doors. her friend trailing behind her. as the doors inch closer together she starts screaming and as they are jus inches away from crushing anything in their path, she squeezes in, still screaming and shouting. she makes in just and starts laughing histerically at her friend who couldnt make it. the doors are now closed, and the mrt is full. this lady starts laughing at her friend on the other side of the doors and shouts, "NEXT STOP, NEXT STOP". and everyones eyes turn to look at her. shes still laughing, but suddenly realised what she has done, and suddenly pulls her face into embarrassment. and i am laughing my freaking ass off in the corner there. AHAHahhahaHAH.... okay im off. need to get back to my plans to make my first million by 20. so far it involves late nights, my ass and hillary duff cds.
James Barr at 7:20 AM
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