![]() Wednesday, November 22, 2006
came back from malaysia this week. its amazing how during ns you can actually go on a holiday. its better than even being in school. i can actually take a day off, for free! no mc, no parents letter. its called leave and i like it! i like it alot. its funny though being in a different country, not knowing how to speak malay, only phrases like saya boleh makan, or mak kau or jalan kampong. however in malaysia sometimes its easy to understand things, because sometimes its so similar to english. now as i sit and think about it the guy who invented malay must have been pretty lazy. "aiyah, just take english words and change some of the letters lah! nobody will know". therefore you can (as i did) walk through a shopping district and stumble across
"Kafe, Bakeri & Kek" now i'd say thats a pretty easy one to decipher. if you cant, well then you must not speak english (or malay) or you might just have a brick as a head. or you might be blind, but then you wouldnt know what i'd have been talking about unless someones reading it to you. and then if you still dont know then you must have a brick as a head, be blind and have someone who has a brick for a head reading it out to you. another exciting thing about malaysia is the amount of porn they have. jesus christ. they have more porn in the streets than cars. i bet if you put all the porn together, it'll peak the petronas towers. but the best part of malaysia shopping is the bargaining. its so fun seeing how low their price will go. the guy says 45RM. "nah so expensive" okok, 35RM good price! "the other guy can give cheaper" okok 30RM last price. "25RM i buy from you, confirm" hmmm, (30 second pause) ok 25RM. "20RM can?" Cannot lah! "okay nevermind then" OKOKOK.. 20RM final price. ahh beautiful. on the topic of beautiful. my beautiful skin and i took a trip to the skin centre yesterday. yes the place where i feel most at home in amongst the fucked up looking people (yes thats us apparently). but it kinda weird sometimes because going into a skin clinic you kinda expect to see people like you, with hands that look like the creature from the black lagoon. but no your wrong. they all seem perfectly fine, in fact some have almost perfect skin texture and tone. and you sit there and wonder... i wonder what rash they have. where is it? oh my god its so fascinating. you try and diagnose each person just by looking at them. what kind of fungal infection do they really have under that perfect outer shell. anyway apparently, according to the doctor my skin is fucking jialat* (*doomed). not that i havent noticed as its affecting my sleep, my social life and everything in between which includes food somehow. so she loaded me up with plenty of ammunication, also knows to normal humans as cream. ( generously paid for by the singapore goverment aka: taxpayers, aka: you : thanks) and now im sitting here covered in creams of all sorts. oiled up, shining, glossy and ready to take on the world. if you are curious about skin problems, go to this link http://tray.dermatology.uiowa.edu/DermImag.htm its a image base for skin problems. its kinda sick so dont eat before or after looking at them. okay dont eat at all. or dont look. dont do either, go and kiss your mum on her forehead and tell her you love her.
James Barr at 9:49 PM
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