_don't bother trying to explain, angel

the world is going crazy. no seriously it is. just reading some online news and i found these interesting articles which i shall show you. firstly we have, "SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) — A burglary suspect was charged with a string of crimes after bolting from a hospital, naked, handcuffed and with blood spurting from a stab wound in his chest. A deputy had removed Rashon Delee’s leg shackles so he could use the toilet at Crouse Hospital when he decided to make his run Sunday afternoon, said Onondaga County Sheriff Kevin Walsh. " funny part is he eluded police for 2 hours after escaping. how hard is it to find a naked man in handcuffs? i suppose it is, if he hides in a garbage can. ah...

next up we have, "The Orange County Register COSTA MESA – A man trying to hang himself from the Adams Avenue Bridge fell and died early today, and a bicyclist who later hit the body was injured, police reported." chaos, ah the chaos.

last but not least, "ROCHESTER, N.Y. (AP) -- A man is suing an auto-parts store for assault and battery after he attempted to hold up the business and employees responded by beating him with a metal pipe. Dana Buckman, 46, walked into an auto shop brandishing a semiautomatic pistol last summer, only to have it turned on him by two AutoZone employees, police said. The men beat Buckman with a metal pipe and held him with his own gun." who the hell holds up a auto parts store? firstly they dont have money in there and secondly its filled with people who hold up other places, their big tough and covered in grease and sweat. its the last place you should hold up. especially if your a pussy boy. oh well...

all this happened some time ago in the last month or so. but still the world is not what it used to be like. people dont watch television anymore, they build their lives around it and what time the OC is on. food isnt as tasty as it used to be because it usually comes in packets and styrofoam boxes. the weather is going all nuts raining and shining ever so bright in a matter of minutes. music is becoming like clothing. clothing is becoming like music. everybody wants someone else. someonelse wants you! and you want nobody. and me, well i want a two piece chicken meal, with cheese fries instead of whipped potato. that'll be $8. wtf!!! how come? its just a chicken and some potatoes? its not even a proper chicken, its one of those mutated insanely large chickens. which if you didnt know, at night when your sleeping. they have body building contests in the shed. bloody hell. and hey whats so special about celebrity boobs? they're boobs man come on dont get so excited.

i wish i had cable television, then i could watch the world cup at home. and thus not miss moments like when australlia beat japan 3-1. i still cant beleive i didnt stay for the 10 minutes. god why are you punishing me like this? after shoes i think im on a roll, i wanna draw all over my walls, then ill go downstairs and draw all over the lift, then the HDB, then all over hougang. and then.... then ill come for you!

anyway i got my posting today already. i am going to be on a big boat and press little buttons and watch flashing pretty lights and maybe fire a torpedo or two and wear headphones and go "yes commander! i've spotted it on my radar. permission to fire sir?". in the NAVY, y'know how the song goes. anyway im starting to get the feeling the army is biased. all the melayu in my platoon all went to SCDF. like what the hell man. but anyway as one of them once told me, "when the munjens defending the country during war... we minorities wreck havoc in the country". and thats how the cookie crumbles.

goodluck my brothers to whatever posting you get. especially all those going sispec. you all die ready! hahah but when you get out you can come knock me down. ciao!