Sunday, June 18, 2006

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and once again i sit at home feeling the upper limit of boredom. and then i think what would happen if a sexy nurse appeared in my bedroom suddenly. but i slap myself (not literally) and think back to what the chinese wiseman once said to me, in the garden. he said to me, "young son, if you want pretty nurse, be patient!". im not going to hurt myself so i guess ill just wait then. but then i get so hungry you know, like theres some kind of beast pounding the floor of my stomach. i wish i knew how to cook, then i could make something tasty to eat instead of instant noodles or nutella or biscuits or cheese triangles. but anyway its kinda like the famous saying, "give a man a fish and he will eat for one day. teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer." or somethig like that. wow my first paragraph has two quotations, this could become a theme.

ah yes 18th june 2006. 191 years ago on this same day, did you know? heres an interesting day in history for you. exactly 191 years ago was the battle of waterloo where napolean (yeah the short dude) was defeated by wellington and blucher. so yes, theres something you can tell your friends. and they will go "wow! are you serious? woaah..!!". or maybe not. and tomorrow, it will be 14 years since the movie "batman returns" came out, which honestly isnt very interesting so you might not wanna tell your friends that.

so its back to army life tomorrow. why does time seem to pass so quickly when your out, its amazing. time flies man. and it flies like how superman flies, and that aint slowly. so anyway i've been posted to the navy! - cue song - "in the navy..nanananana". wait i already talked about this. jesus whats wrong with me. who am i talking to anyways? i have no clue.

someone tell me gemma ward is not a goddess.

James Barr at 3:09 AM

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