_don't bother trying to explain, angel

the other day when i was walking in the park, a chinese sinsei man jumped down from an olive tree. he twisted his mustache and said to me, "hey! if you want pretty nurse. be patient!". he then ran off into the trees never to be seen again. so that is the reason i have not made a decent blog entry for the past weeks or whatever. i've been pondering, meditating and being patient for a pretty nurse to come by. and yet still i have not encountered one.stupid chinese man must be bluffing.

well that certainly was a pretty crap way to start the entry, but anyhow i shall continue with the perseverance of a spider spinning a web. so only a week left until i book into hell!!! i mean national service. in the meantime its time to have as much as fun as possible. which means watching only the best television and playing the best video games at home. hahah. hey why must i always make myself sound so pathetic all the time. i have friends too you know. the whole dvd box set in fact.

but aside from that, friends, lets go out. lets go! lets go and dance in the rain and make sure the girls wear white. lets go jump off high walls and hurt ourselves and go, dude that was fun! lets go and drink beer and dance with women we dont know, nor want to know. lets go plan computer games and embrace the nerds we really are. they want to come out. let them out! speaking of nerds. any nerds out there that play morrowind? come lets chat about vvardenfall and about being the reincarnated nevarine who shall rise up against the false gods and detroy the tribunal and unite the 3 houses and restore peace and serenity to morrowind.

okaay. im so bored right now. but i have a whole list of things i can do. why not go on the internet and search for life quotes that make you sound real cool when you repeat them to your friends. make sure they contain words you yourself do not understand and then some really big ones just to make the quote sound really important. but dont use the forest gump one ("life... box of chocolates... etc) because thats just lame. or maybe you can just insert a quote into your life such as : Speed Levitch: "On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion". but enough of quotes. if you get bored of quotes, why not move on to social profiling.

yes social profiling. just go to www.friendster.com, sign up and then add your friends ( if you have any, and not the dvd box set for goodness sake). then just go around browsing peoples accounts and socially profile them. its fun, really. then you can make your own list. like who you wanna date and who you wanna hate. who ya wanna kiss and who ya wanna piss (on). then hire a hitman and kill the people that scored no points.

or you could just go to a news website like the bbc and catch up on the latest current affairs and global issues. however they wont really come in handy considering we're all going to die in a massive ball of flame and fire. but still current affairs always come in handy in case you meet someone smart. you know, the people that know lots of stuff. however you could just end up writing an entire blog entry on all the possible things to do with your time and then end up killing all of it, and therefore end up with no time to kill. so then its really your choice whether you want to dream about doing things or do things you only dream about doing.

i think im spending too much time at home. get out into the real world, hear what life is about! "paper or plastic?", "credit or debit?", "would you like fries with that?", "no i dont want a straw!". or maybe go out and watch all the people in their work suits going around like ants with their antennas popping around, bouncing off one another and going from point a to point b carrying a tiny piece of lettuce to add to the colony.

its this kind of entry you wanna end off with a scream.

ah.......