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Friday, February 03, 2006

you know what i dont get? i dont get the chinese practice of burning stuff. all these mansions and cars and money are all burnt, ensuring that they get all these goodies when they go to hell. man, what if hell aint got no roads? or shops? and land for lease? what you gonna do with all your stuff balls? reburn ah then send back? i tell you if i could burn anything for me in hell, i'd burn like... a thousand fire extinguishers man! then i'd put out all the fire in hell. hehehe. eh might as well i burn myself a fire truck or two. hahah then hell no more fire then i'd be like the new messiah. but i could take it easy ah. i just burn god la. then he go hell and fight!! then beat satan up. or maybe i just burn heaven. then heaven so big sure replace hell what. or maybe ill just stick to burning angelina jolie and winona!! but skarly they cannot come my hell. singapore hell probably damm strict on terrorism, their immigration sure fail. burn fiona xie!

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does anyone agree with me when i say iGallop is a sex machine? i mean whoever designed it is either a fucking retard or purposely trying to create something titilating man! seriously. its just wrong. it is just WRONG. its just so wrong that it just shouldnt exist. i mean its bad enough the advertisement has three women "riding" the iGallop. but today at simlim, we saw the salesman riding one. i mean... do i really have to explain to you intelligent readers what riding someone means? those who are innocent it is a sex position :) and to add to the badness rating why the EFF is there an i at the front??? its not made by apple. what the fuck is it there for? what does it stand for? intelligent? intensive? idiotic maybe. or maybe idunnowhytheheckyouinventedthisGallop.

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so this my friends.. is just wrong.

im too stressed to go on. goodnight!

James Barr at 9:01 AM

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