_don't bother trying to explain, angel

my days are as exiting as steven hawkings trying to do a 360 spin. wait a minute that could be exiting. thats not the point though. apart from futurama, the simpsons and south park and other activities involving television and sofas, i am eating. yes my life consists of afternoon cartoons and evening sloth. after breakfast ( which included waking up which my god is not easy), i wait for lunch and after lunch i look forward to dinner. food gives excitement. the thrill of making a sandwich and then eating it. the sheer sense of achivement of tasting your own masterpice, even if it might just be a cheese one. but still you feel it you feel the power. the only downside to cooking is cleaning up. thats why then invented hands. you hold your lunch in your hands and then you dont need a plate. well thats if its a sandwich. you cant hold pasta in your hands unless you had really big hands and really thick pasta.

football fans should all die. why? because they are nasty arseholes. there was this recent incident of the liverpool and manure (man u) fans which could be classified under the section where evil bastards go. the liverpool fans were taunting the manu ones with the incident of munich where almost the entire man u team perished in a plane crash ( except bobby charlton). adn if thats not bad enough, the man u fans were taunting back of hillsborough where liverpool fans were crushed to death by the thousands at a nottingham forest game. well what the fuck is this all about then. football taunting each other on deaths?? animalistic bastards. drunk swines who try to provoke each other based on the deaths of thousands of people. what are they thinking. its all so crazy. modern day warfare if you ask me. getting out violent and dark behaviour in a civilised way. how civilised i dont know. anyhow they should all be gas'd to death. wait a minute im being just as violent. thats a different matter. kill the people that wanna kill!!

intermission : let me quote joel from "enternal sunshine.." forget the title but a brilliant movie ( controversial):::: " why do i fall in love with every girl that pays me the slightest bit of attention". and yes thats very true. for us people that dont have anything. and that movie for me was very beautiful ( even though it had jim carrey in it). just ignore the acting and think about the story. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. thats it, yeah. the scene where the house is melting away. that did it for me. for anyone thats watched it.

okay intermission over. you know who else should die? cryptics. those that always say you on their blog. my god it irritates the shit outta me. thank you, i love you or, you should die in a tragic train accident. just come out and say it will you. stop making us guess who it is. if you dont want us to know who it is then dont fucking mention it in the first place. its like telling a mouse, hey ive got a load of cheese tonight, but im not telling you where it is. and the mouse is like "fuck you asswipe!". the mouse would rather dwell in his daily doings instead of thinking about a cheese that could have been. fuck you cryptics because now we look for cheese.

by the way thats directed to nobody particular. its just a general observation so dont take any offence. or maybe, its just directed to you. haha. suckers!! right anyway im tired. goodnight one and all!