Monday, January 30, 2006

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i've spent the last 20 minutes staring at my desktop trying to think of things to do. maybe sleeping all day isnt such a good thing. i havent seen more than 3 humans at once for the past 2 days. chinese new year has been spent in the dark. ( and not because i dont get any ang baos. <-- ccb). so instead of sitting in my swivel chair and wasting my meaningless life away, i have decided to come to this space on the internet and waste my time in a more productive manner. ie : writing things that are generated from my brain.

i have been living my life as a hermit. wondering around the house looking for things to eat and things to do. kinda of how a beggar wonders the streets, but i do it all in the space of two rooms. the kitchen and my room. ( and occasionally the bath room). my life revolves around two very simple items, my bed and my computer. why? because im a bum and i love it! come to think of it i havent watched television for more than 15 minutes in ages. why? because its so fucking horrible what they show on channel 5. they could not assemble a worse lineup of late night, and early morning, shows that could alternatively be used as prisoner of war torture.

i mean to sit through an episode of days of our lives is probably the stupidest thing you could do with an hour of your life. i mean you would think they'd stop it after its first decade. but their writer are still so full of shit that they just write more bullshit to keep the show running. i mean there are what 30 characters. and one person has probably slept with the rest of the cast at least twice in the whole time its been around. i remember a year or so ago, the doctor was possessed by the devil. also theres this dude called stefano and hes just the funniest badass ive ever seen. he has a mob accent but his right hand man is well.... non existant. he only has this daughter who does dirty jobs for him. hes like a mob boss, but wihtout the mob and much more lonely. this paragraph has gone on longer than it should. days of our lives does not even deserve enough to be described to someone. im sorry people who love the show. but you should be shot.

cant wait to jam with gao and jeremy. i'd actually have the pleasure of interacting with real human beings. oh yay. trouble is i have 5 hours to kill and nothing to fill it with. never the less, i shall try still to take a nap... oh im such a n00b at life.

fat lazy slob over and OUT!

James Barr at 4:14 PM

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