_don't bother trying to explain, angel

felt sick getting off the bus the other day. i shall now introduce to you the "ah pek". he is a mischevious character that lurks at the back of buses. the disgusting thing is that every few seconds or so they have to back a body sound. the have to either grunt and gargle their spit in their mouth. or sniff their nose. or clip their toe nails. the sounds they emit from the back of the bus are just plain horrific. and they all seem to wear the same thing, like they all came from the ah pek accademy where they got their free uniforms! they come in whire shirt ( well i call it a shirt but its more like just cloth with 4 holes) smeared in char siew sauce or something resembling char siew sauce. and they all have this dodgy mustache going on. not to mention the handkerchief they always carry around to yonk spit into. arrr pui. but the most curious item is the plastic bag. they all have the plastic bag. its like a signature for them. ntuc, cold storage, the red market one, or the blue pasar malam one. and it always makes you wonder what is inside..

its kinda like a hobo thing. those american hobos who roam the lands with their plastic bags and shopping carts stolen from wall mart. the scary part is that hobos are usually very violent and like to kill people. ( stereotype ) . well its true they do all kinds of weird shit man. i read in fhm once, there was this one mass murdering hobo that collected his victims feet ( shoes attatched ) in his bag and continued around from state to state killing and cutting his way. well i guess he wasnt caught to early. i mean how hard would it be. just go around looking for a dude with a bag full'o'feet what? there was another one with fingers but im sure you dont really wanna know. anyway the "ah pek" always reminds me of the hobo, and the fact that they carry plastic bags makes it a whole lot scarier. for all you know it could be tongues, eyeballs, toes or ears!! serial toe nail murderers might be on the loose. or it could just be char siew rice la.. who knows.

these fuckin bats near my house are starting to get on my nerves man! when you come home late at night they always fly from tree to tree and then you have to run really quick through the road just in case one hits you in mid air. i mean i just have the thought embeded in my mind. might be a childhood experience who knows. imagine a bird is flying and it flys straight into your abdomen! and its beak is like impaled into your body. and its all strugling and shit. but birds cant fly backwards so it keeps flying straight and impales you further and further in. especially blackbirds. now those are scary arses. even a small one would be scary. like one with really sharp beaks. but i mean bats, comon... mammal la, friend la... dont scare liddat la...

so my health condition which in previous entries you might have seen has been causing me pain ( like a mother fu**a) is something to do with veins being twisted and shit. so its affecting my hip and my balls!! oh gawd not the balls. but not too worry i am strong and shall live a normal life! i might just go for minor surgery to repair the veins and stuff. oh well exiting what? and this condition is like a 10% of people get so i get to add another minority injury/condition to my list! yay im going to be textbook for doctors! speaking of trainee doctors they all inspected my ahem region and wahlau in great numbers.. but i dont wanna talk about it! no la no la... they treat me as a guinea pig. but even guinea pigs get snacks.. all they gave me at tan tock seng was a plate of rice and green vegetables and TOFU. like wtf. give me a cracker man. the animals get em? yeah and they poked lotsa stuff into my arms but for no goddam reason. they stuck this long tube inside to inject antibiotics but they only did it once. and when they took it out it kept bleeding. the nurse never press hard enough la. oh well... life goes on...

enjoy your holidays everyone. anyone... someone?
awwwwbeedaymed!