Tuesday, December 20, 2005

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feel like a lazy lump of lard recently. ive got to get off my big fat arse and actually do something that shall contribute to our dying earth. make some sort of human connection other than the kind msn messenger poses. and eat food that grows from soil or is derived from something with four legs, instead of the processed and artificial stuff that im spilling into my belly. well i have been out of the house just yesterday, to make my visit to tan tock seng to get checked up, checked around and checked out with a hefty bill of $30. the doctor has given some good news. its actually not that serious and its gotten better. he says i am now "in the upper limit of normal". and i sat there wondering what the hell that meant. i wonder what the lower limit of normal is. maybe thats like for people who are so different than normal but yet not different and so are on the lower limit of normal. this therefore means the higher you are the more unhealthy and destroyed you are and the lower you are the better. see below.



and therefore we are all born into the world in the blue area. we are all not infected with disease and such shit like sars, rashes or bird flu. all this assuming you are not infected with an inherited disease. that or you are not born without legs or arms or premature or blind or with underdeveloped bones or... ya so... then as we age we get more and more unhealthy with macdonalds contaminating our systems and KFC working wonders down there. so we shift and shift to the green zone. although green seems so suggest safety, it is merely normal. so this is where the majority lie. and so as we age even further we get even more diseases and problems and injuries and so we are in danger! means we can die soon. so then the very tip, where the diagram itself ends and there is no further point beyond this besides the empty space of heavenly/hellish antimatter that nobody can imagine. and therefore this is death. the very end of existence. there now we can say that life itself is a funnel. we move in a triangle towards the tip and are flushed out of life. therefore as we can see. at age 18 i am pretty freaking close to the tip. well all this is feeding off the doctors words that is. my interpretation of it. it may mean im like okay.

"well sonny that does just look like a total pile of bullcrap. why dont you head inside and do something useful like help your mother hang up the washing eh?"

anyway the lack of entries is probably because the computer is being taken back and forth between computer fix man and the house because the computer is screwing up. i swear its got a mind of its own. microsoft word works FINE for moms work but games just hang after 3 minutes. evil piece of technology. anyway i shall leaveyou with the thought of the limits or normality and then prompt you to find which area you lie in. im off to catch morning comedies like morning with bonnie and some show with 4 siblings. hahah rocks!! thereafter catching jamie oliver at 12pm.

after reading what i have written/wrote/writed/wrotten above i have really come to the conclusion that i need to make drastic changes to my life as it is now. i feel like studying! i feel like direction and commitment to going to classes and being punished for being late. i need a job. i need a girlfriend. i need to read! and most of all i need food. therefore this morning i put my plan into action. my masterplan to conquer the world! oh oops wrong one. okay here it is. my masterplan to get my life into order! i woke up with extreme hunger so i actually cooked for the first time since home econs classes! i made a cheese omeltee ( omellette - but i like to pronounce it o-melt-ee) anyway it is so satisfying eating your own cooking. thats if it doesnt suck though. so i now have food. i have concurred with jeremy that we need jobs. and so we are going to apply at ********** because they need people. and so we just need to execute that plan. i then headed/head/ (is that how you spell it?) to the bookshelf and brought out my old book, the one i always read the starting of and a week later forgot where i was and what has happened so far and had to read the starting all over again. so now here i am in that same situation and yet i am going to finish it this time! really. no really i am. serious. girlfriend is going to be hard to do in just a morning, so ill just hug my bolster. and as for punishment i guess ill just whip myself.

wah my life has just exploded into action adventure like an atomic bomb!

suddenly i am a man on a mission. a person with perseverance. a boy with big adventurous spirit. a dude with desire. a guy with great cause. a human with a huge ambition. a homosapien with ham! and thanks to you i have taken my first step and missed the first program of the day and primetime morning. bugger!

James Barr at 6:07 PM

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