_don't bother trying to explain, angel

dark circles around eyes like a lightweight knockout, skin ressembling that of a reptilian creature, a nose running like a marathon runner and veins twisted like.. well twisted veins. my luck with health is left to be desired. its like the gods have some master plan to make fun of me. the god of health and youth and strength are all just playing practical jokes on me because they got bored with other humans. i swear its not only them. my luck with buses is somewhat similar to my luck with health. based on the fact that my buses are always the last to come. its like some kind of curse. im at a bus stop with 112,113,119,136,147 and 74. im waiting for a 147. and guess what? every single bus comes before it and even 113 comes twice. my mum was taking 113. she tried to get on the bus before the doors opend and ended up banging the doors. she then boarded and started shouting at the driver. at that point i had something to thank the god of embarrassment for! lucky i never take bus with her ah. if not jialat. anyway back to the whole gods masterplan thing. to top it all off lately the god of fridge hasnt left any food in there. the god of good television is on vacation and the god of shouting has done a very good job manifesting in the form of my mother. what have i dont to offend the gods you tell me? okay so im a minority race made from two minority races. so im a minority of minorites. but we dont have to get all racist here man. you call yourself gods. you should be ashamed of yourself. but wait the god of shame is taking a shower. aww bullshit!!!

anyway just want to take this time to apologise to sarah rod of the pussycat clan because we failed to turn up at your play. due to unforseen circumstances (someone being late <-- cb) we were too late to go. so we are bery the bery sorry! but im sure you rocked the stage and had a blast and blasted the whole audience away. you go girl! - cue anita sarawak hand movement.

on a lighter note im putting on weight. hahah i cant exercise cause im slightly immobile so basically i just eat and walk and eat summore. but i dont care if i get fat its all planned already. unless i change it. ill just like have booms and declines in weight just like the business cycle. except im not inclined to buy any stocks or shares of fat and/or weight. this makes absolutely no sense to me and i shall end this paragraph before it gets too out of hand.

shall we end with a prayer today since we have been on the topic of gods.

god of strength give me might.
dont get me into a fight.
god of money give me cash.
god of skin cure my rash!
gods of tv computer and fun
give us hope for whats to be done.
ill be good and do my chores.
cleanse my face from nasty pores.
make me strong and make me good.
so ill be the most dangerous in da hood.
but whats most important of all.
is dont screw my life up la balls.
i say this prayer with all my heart.
god of wind sorry la i just......