_don't bother trying to explain, angel

two things have been deeply disturbing me and poking and proding at my sides the entire day today. and they just are so annoying that i have to put them out here to dry instead of dampening my mind with useless rubbish.

the first being about MOS burger. i mean what in the @#&*^@# are they doing creating a LETTUCE BURGER? i mean who makes a burger using lettuce. lettuce is used IN a burger. like a big mac for instance where lettuce is used on the first and last layers of the burger in between three pieces of BREAD. the bread is what makes the burger man. whats a burger without bread? its not a burger then is it? and this MOS BURGER is a slice of terriyucky chicken in between slices of lettuce. which is probably going to crisp and tear apart while biting into it. if they think its appealing to people on a diet, they are severely dilluded. i mean eat a *uc*ing salad for christ sakes. why eat a piece of meat wiht lettuce??? its not a burger..... wanks.

secondly the mentos ad. ( the one where the dumbass paints his floor wronlgy) i mean who is really dumb enough to paint their room so they end up trapped at the other end. i mean who really starts painting their room from the door. even a three year old kid would know that. and why the hell is he painting the floor anyway?? who paints floors?? and this is substantiated by the f#(@*#@ awful colour he uses which is lime green. who the heck in gods sacred name paints a floor LIME GREEN. youd just get a headache looking at it all the time. and this stupidity seems to impress the girl next door. "oh look hes painted himself into a corner. how funny and cute. i shall give him a mentos" and he pops it into his mouth. firstly you dont pop mentos' into your mouth cause its physically impossible. the mentos cannot pop out of the tube. ive tried it before. secondly the mentos seems to give him extra brain power. suddenly he gains 1412412 million brain cells and comes up with the ingenious idea of painting his shoes gree as well. in REAL life, mentos' only serves to decrease your sperm count, increase your blood pressure and add to the risk od diabeties. also painting your shoes green is not going to help your situation because its going to leave foot prints all over your newly painted floor. so is this new found smartness really good?? i guess not. if that were me id be like "hey thanks man, now im like gnona jump over this fence and proceed over to your place where we can eat more mentos' together". this guy is more interested in walking across his painted floor by spoiling his new shoes and decreasing his sperm count... no sense... no sense...

aaah i feel much better now, except its really hot, i dont have air con, my skin is itching, theres an ant running around in my keyboard and theres nothing good on T.V.....