Monday, August 29, 2005

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today i made my awy down to the national skin clinic to get my atomic monotitis or something like that. a.k.a eczema. yes i am a scaly and dry skin freak. a bit like a leper if you ask me. anyway i went down with the notion of finally getting my excuse letter from national service. haha yes i could smell the desk job already. but the skin doctor had other ideas. instead of walking out with an excuse letter, i got a whopping $50 bag filled with enough ointment and emulsifier to lubricate a ferris wheel. im serious. the doctor put me on an intensive 6 week course of applying, applying and more applying of ointment. im going to be so oiled i could slide around the house. i could probably slide off my bed in sleep, and slide out the door and bang a wall or something. anyway he also gave me a 6 week course of anti biotics to make sure my stuff doesnt get infected with rabies or whetever he had in mind. in addition to that, to counter the effects of the steroid cream and ointment ( severe itching ) he has prescribed antihestamines. in other words i have to take pills to sedate myself to sleep. so here i am sitting in front of the computer with all my medicine taken and pills popped, and limbs creamed waiting for the effects of sedation to set in.

so my french exam is tomor and i cant attend the JC world cyber games. fuck that. i mean how fucking ZHUN can you get?? i MEAN THIS IS FOR REAL! there are 365 days in a year. there are 24 hours in a day. so thats, wait lemme load my coms calculator, eight thousand six hundred and seventy hours in a year and my french prelims have to coincide BY THE FRICKIN HOUR with the world cyber games inter JC. this is seriously the gods working against me. so while all of you are fragging and winning noobs from other colleges, ill be sitting in a non aircon room filled with nerdos and bitchy teachers taking an exam ill probably get an F for anyway.

woah sedation........rocks..........

James Barr at 7:59 AM

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