Wednesday, December 29, 2004
having fallen down 100000 stairs and hitting my head fairly hard on stair number 23465. i seem to be acting a little wonky. i decided i should go to doctor harris to check it out. ive come back with bad news. i am suffering from alternate personality syndrome.
excuse me honey can you pass the sugar. woooblebleablalo. okok sorry there it goes. some people actually beleived me that ive fallen down 100000 steps and once fell down a record 100001. thats cuz its true. alright anyway. ive just learnt from a certain girl named rachel that mr jhonny depp is staring in a new movie called charlie and the chocolate fucktory. apparently jhonny is gonna be willy wonka, charlie and all the umpa lumpas all at once. jhonny is gonna have to chop off his legs to become life like for the umpa lumpa part. whearapon he will be crushed to a pulp and added with colour so he can fit the role of the chocolate. well mr jhonny i hope you get paid well at least. uhhh like i have to like go see mr like whatshisname harris to get my like whats it called, medication to like calm me down cuz like i keep having these like shifts in dimensions to an alternate universe where the scientific explaination is that the neurons in the brain have have a collision with the brain patterns causing a disruption..... until next time.
James Barr at 7:21 AM
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