Tuesday, October 12, 2004
there was this guy. lived down by the sea which he always used to walk down with his dog but one day when he was walking down he met this girl and she was so pretty that he threw his do ginto the ocean and ran up to her and asked her if she could help him save his dog and so they swam out into the ocean to save his dog but after half an hour of swimming they realised that they had swam too far and the dog was no where to be seen so they looked around and they saw this pirate ship which took them in where they met captain ringhookerpoong who was from the philipines and he gave them a plate and said go get your meal and so they went below deck and got their mashed potatoes and carrots which they ate and then went back on top where they saw the sun set. as the sun set they realised that they had to get back so they went up to captain ringhookerpoong and asked him if he could turn back but he said no and so they jumped off and swam more and more until they were picked up by a giant bird and taken to an island of naked children in which they had to run away from the pointy stick weilding brats and so they reached a high fence in which they jumped across and they were safe. but as they looked around they realised for a second that they werent safe and they were right in the middle of a war between the pirates they had deserted and a bunch of orangutans which were throwing fruit from the trees. they ran through the chaos to soon reach the beach in which it had already become dark and they gathered some wood and built a spacecraft which was powered by sand. so they took off into the sky and flew past clouds and sky to reach the beach in which they lost the dog. upon reaching they had realised that the dog had actually just been trying to catch a crab under the water and hadnt swam out to sea at all... * OH WHAT THE SHIT CRAP BULL IS THIS!* JAMES WAKE UP WAKE UP! "you fell asleep on your ten year series again... when are you ever going to get serious about studying!" but but but... the man.. pirates? naked kids??
happy birthday to ferly werly smerly perly herly terly jerly derly serly verly berly. wish you all the best! hope you can get through your test. listen to the band mest! have a part funfest! time to head west. brother and sister.. no thats just .....
James Barr at 5:42 AM
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