Saturday, August 28, 2004
today i had the pleasure of sitting down to ask some of lifes questions.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut? Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? How come abbreviated is such a long word? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? What's another word for 'Thesaurus? i also had time to make some senseless statements Toots Shor's restaurant is so crowded nobody goes there anymore A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
James Barr at 11:48 PM
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